So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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