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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

i killed my family

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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