A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Hey

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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