Actually it was me Josh brown

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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