- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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