Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...