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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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