- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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