Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Suck pussy

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Anyone can post anything.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Hail Hitler

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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I work at jcpenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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