i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Neither did she.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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