Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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