Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Justin Bieber.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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