- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

I'm so punny.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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