- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

women's rights, lol

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

an emo girl walked into a white room

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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