What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

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