Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Sloths

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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The holocaust

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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