a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Hellen keller

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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