Homo say what?

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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João Duarte reads this.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's one plus one? two.

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