Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I <3 Hitler

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Tilt your screen back .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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