- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Shltskc gw? G

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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