A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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