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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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