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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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