- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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