A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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I like touching my boobs

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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