- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A paralysed man falls over.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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