- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the man die? He was old.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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