What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Guest what? Dog

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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