- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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