What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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