- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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