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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Donald Trump.

Who wants water? I do.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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