why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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