Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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