Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

autistic kids rock

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Jesus Christ

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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