What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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