- Anti Joke

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K