- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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