- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

I enjoy Popcorn

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