- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Cliterus

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jews

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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