- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

My cat just died.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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