Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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