- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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