why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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How you know when dislextic

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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