Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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