- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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