- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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