whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I was watching Fox news.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

tim has no humor

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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