- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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