- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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