Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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