What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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