Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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