Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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