- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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