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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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