- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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