Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Pianos.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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