- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

There once was this guy and he fell down

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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