Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Anti Joke

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