- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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