- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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