- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

irish man drinking john smiths

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Neil is a reterd.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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