What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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