- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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