- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

hard cheese

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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