An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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