- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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