What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Diarrhea

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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