- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Black people.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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