- Anti Joke

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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