What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Lewis

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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